Breaking some eggs (and out of the comfort zone)
Hello fellow internet user,
If you’re reading this, I’m going to presume that the device
you are using to access this region of cyberspace is also capable of displaying
the current time and date on it. If you were to take a brief moment to look at
said date you would most likely observe that it’s now the 27th of
January (depending on where on the globe you live). If you’re like me, this
sudden realization of the time of month may come as a bit of a shock resulting
in a very sharp intake of breath that causes you to momentarily forget how to
breathe like a working adult and also causes you to nearly choke to death on
the rice cake you were in mid-consumption of. Hopefully, not a lot of you are
like me.